10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."