10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)