10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..