10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."