10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!