10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."