10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Welcome to kicker school
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it