10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."