10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.