10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack