10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."