10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.