10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."