10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --