10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.