10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine