10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.