10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword