10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fook the floosh droo!