10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.