10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."