10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---