10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!