10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Welcome to kicker school
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright