10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"