10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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