10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
im going to 2 out you to death