10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)