10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson