10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.