10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.