10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977