10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson