10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--