10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob