10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker