10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)