10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.