10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)