10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is for loners.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.