10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.