10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier