10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson