10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."