10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.