10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--