10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!