10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.