10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986