10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.